Ebeneezer
Then I guess we just need our exit song.

All the Monsters
Oh no!

Ebeneezer
(Singing) Now once again it’s time to leave this place called Monster Street.
Back to our world, I really must entreat you.
For although, on Hallowe’en, this is a nifty place to meet,
They’re monsters and they might decide to eat you!
But I hope you remember all the eerie things you’ve seen
And perhaps we can return here on some future Hallowe’en!
And go Trick or Treating on Monster Street,
Monster Street, Monster Street.
Trick-or-Treating on Monster Street!
Together we will go!

(The Invisible Man shows up carrying huge suitcases.   He says something unintelligible behind his bandages.)

Everyone but Wolfman
What?!!!

Wolfman
Yes, you’re a real monster now!  At least until Talbot kicks you out.

Everyone
(singing) Together we will go!

(As people leave through Hell, the Devil pops up and berates them.)

The Devil
Oh sure, the Devil won’t know, huh?    Well, I’m not here so no red hots for you!    You better move quickly through my domain or you may have to stay! (Etc.)

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